aussie world politics: 4 cats and one govt employee 15 9 10

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

4 cats and one govt employee 15 9 10

Sent: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 05:34:07 +0800 (WST)

Subject: Fw: Four Cats--One a Government Employee









































































































































































   Four

                                 men were bragging about how smart their

                                cats  were.

The

                                 first man was an

                                Engineer,

The

                                 second man was an

                                Accountant,

The

                                 third man was a Chemist,

                                and

The

                                 fourth man was a Government

                                 Employee.

To

                                 show off, the Engineer called his cat,

                                 "T-square, do your

                                stuff."

T-square

                                 pranced over to the desk, took out some

                                paper  and pen and promptly drew a circle,

                                a square,  and a

                                triangle.

Everyone

                                 agreed that was pretty

                                smart.

But

                                 the Accountant said his cat could do

                                better. He  called his cat and

                                said,

"Spreadsheet,

                                 do your stuff."

Spreadsheet

                                 went out to the kitchen and returned with

                                a  dozen cookies. He divided them into 4

                                equal  piles of 3

                                cookies.

Everyone agreed that

                                 was good.

But

                                 the Chemist said his cat could do better.

                                He  called his cat and said, "Measure, do

                                your  stuff."

Measure

                                 got up, walked to the fridge, took out a

                                quart  of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from

                                the cupboard  and poured

Exactly

                                 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the

                                 glass.

Everyone

                                 agreed that was pretty

                                good.

Then

                                 the three men turned to the Government

                                Employee  and said, "What can your cat

                                 do?"

The

                                 Government Employee called his cat and

                                said,  "CoffeeBreak, do your

                                stuff."

CoffeeBreak

                                 jumped to his

                                feet.......

Ate

                                 the cookies........

Drank

                                 the milk.....

Sh*t

                                 on the paper.......

Screwed

                                 the other three

                                cats........

Claimed

                                 he injured his back while doing

                                 so.

Filed

                                 a grievance report for unsafe working

                                 conditions.......

Put

                                 in for Workers

                                 Compensation..................and

Went

                                 home for the rest of the day on sick

                                 leave............

AND

                                 THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY  EVERYONE

                                WANTS TO WORK  FOR THE

                                GOVERNMENT!

























































































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